The Bulimia Epidemic - The Cause and the Cure

[Sheriff_Gauncent]

I might not have the cure for bulimia, but I have an idea for a good start.

So I bought a new toothbrush today. You know the ones with the tongue cleaner on the back? As hard as it is to brush your teeth in the morning after a drunken bender with a stomach full of coffee, I suggest not using one of these contraptions.

As a matter of fact, they should be banned altogether!